Archive for January, 2007

Ever wonder what the difference is between the leader of the largest religious group in the world and the leader of a tiny religion that everyone laughs at? Let’s investigate! Crap, this is a close match.. The pope certainly has more power than Rael..  but Rael on the other hand sleeps with many hot chicks* […]

Tuesday, January 16th, 2007 at 12:12 | 3 comments
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Good Religious Jokes: Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?” He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too! Protestant […]

Monday, January 8th, 2007 at 16:19 | 0 comments
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What could possibly be better than teaching both creationism and science in school, you know, to let the kids decide what is total trash and what’s actually real. What problems could possibly arise when you teach young and unknowing minds a pile of shit and expect them to know the good from bad? Golly, I […]

Monday, January 8th, 2007 at 10:21 | 1 comment
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I’m always a little bit confused by people’s reactions towards death. Virtually everyone I know fears death (you’d have to be tired of life or depressed to not), this brings a strange phenomena to attention: If heaven is such a great place, and we all have everlasting souls that will carry our existence on well […]

Sunday, January 7th, 2007 at 01:05 | 4 comments
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Holy crap, I would like to donate $100 to the dude who made this billboard in hopes that he makes more. This is by far the most amazing ad I’ve ever seen.

Saturday, January 6th, 2007 at 22:43 | 1 comment
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What’s not to like about Scientology? What a fun question, simply because it’s one of the most amusing religions out there. Let’s look at why: In Scientology doctrine created by a science fiction writer Ron Hubbard. Xenu (also Xemu) is an alien ruler of the “Galactic Confederacy” who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of […]

Friday, January 5th, 2007 at 15:03 | 4 comments
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Sometimes I feel like I’m the dude who claims the world is round and all those religious idiots out there are saying “nope, it’s flat – we know it is because god said so”. The question isn’t if people are ever going to figure out that god doesn’t exist, but instead when. Eventually we’re going […]

Thursday, January 4th, 2007 at 16:28 | 6 comments
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Now, I’m not in the habit of posting up youtube videos on here (everyone else does that, and it’s pretty boring).. but this is an exception. Colbert (the funniest comedian on TV right now) and Richard Dawkins.. too good. The only downside is that Colbert’s interviews are always so short and they barely got to […]

Thursday, January 4th, 2007 at 13:06 | 3 comments
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Associated Press Writes Today: VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) — Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a “mass killing” late in 2007. “I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” […]

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007 at 23:10 | 31 comments
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Ever had someone tell you that the bible doesn’t contradict it’self? Nows your chance to tell them they’re full of shit! Just take a look at this and use it against those dumbasses. Fact: The Christian faith proclaims that there is but one true personal god. Fact: The Christian faith believes this one true personal […]

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007 at 22:51 | 38 comments
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