Amazing news everyone! The Grand Canyon is no longer millions of years old (pretty sweet eh?)!

Grand Canyon National Park is not permitted to give an official estimate of the geologic age of its principal feature, due to pressure from Bush administration appointees. Despite promising a prompt review of its approval for a book claiming the Grand Canyon was created by Noah’s flood rather than by geologic forces, more than three years later no review has ever been done and the book remains on sale at the park

Who needs to rely on facts and science when you can just will something to be true! I think I’m going to lobby congress to get them to declare McDonald’s to be health food, you know, cause it tastes good, so it MUST be healthy (my gut tells me so).