So I was wondering, what would happen if I prayed like really really hard for god to stop existing? I figured, that God’s supposed to be a pretty nice guy right? So, if i prayed really hard, he’d probably oblige, right?
So I did, and you know what, I think he actually listened, cause the craziest thing happened.. NOTHING. Surely that’s his way of showing me that he granted my prayer, right? Man, God fucking rocks!