The Three Amigos — In Heaven
Filed Under (Deep Thoughts) by Ian on 02-01-2007
So, I was pondering about what would happen if I was wrong and there is in fact a god up there.. when the rapture comes around and the whole earth is destroyed in an apocalyptic explosion like the trash you’d find in the bible. If the bible is in anyway correct, surely I’ll go straight to hell for my lack of ridiculous blind faith, right? Then again, if sometime in the future my tool gets damaged in anyway (balls included apparently), I don’t get to go to heaven [Deuteronomy 22:1]. Gotta wonder if this includes impotence or sterility (better not marry an unattractive girl and stay away from nuclear power plants.. or Putin). So all that aside, if I’m to go to hell, I sure hell (haha) hope Bush and crew go to Heaven, cause I don’t want to be spending eternity with those fucking douchebags.
Then again, if god were real and sent these guys to heaven, then he’s one fucked up asshole. I say this of course knowing that if god does exist, he really is an asshole; we’re supposed to have been made in his image and look what a great job we’re doing with ourselves..
Maybe (*hopes*) god had a tragic accident and died long ago due to his own stupidity. Or maybe he just killed himself after seeing the monstrosity he had created: Humans.. Or maybe he just never existed and it’s all been a human delusion that we’re somehow something more than just and evolved monkey (bingo!).
I agree with that pic.
Your site shows primarily what is wrong with America. Spoiled, inarticulate people bloviating about people and events they have no knowledge of and attacking the values and morals that allow them to spew their ignorance. Way to go. What a puke you are!
Spoiled?
What makes me spoiled? You saying that I have more of something than you, or that I don’t deserve what I have? Eat me.
“attacking the values and morals that allow them to spew their ignorance”
and what “morals” would those be? Freedom isn’t a moral fucktard. You make it sound like I need permission to deny the existence of god(s); and for that I will tell you to fuck off, it’s my life and I can do whatever the hell I want.
PS. God (as writen in the bible) does not exist.
Hey Principle, do you want some cheese to go with your whine?
Does circumcision count as mutilation?
If you don’t beleive in God then why start going on about Heaven and Hell? You are basically coming across as a Bush basher and a Bible hater trying to get both of his favourite subjects in one go. Don’t get me wrong, i think Christianity as a whole is riddled with annacuracies, but you criticise it in a pretty childish way.
I give it a C+ for fluently expressing opinions but failing to offer objective views
I do in fact dislike both Bush and the Bible.
. . . bash on! . . . it’s humor stupids!
. . . nailed that One
Four almighty lords of dualism: Ahura Mazda, Yahweh, God, and Allah are moral equivalents of super-villains. Their pulp comix enjoy homicidal cult followings. Their theology is ego massaging 3rd-rate fan fiction.
When Nietzsche said, “God is dead” he added a gloss — “. . . that belief in the Christian God is unbelievable.”
Whatever it takes, do it. Parodies - satire - irreverent cartoons - nude art.
Laugh at every stinking piety.
Expose all money-leeching god-frauds.
Take away their tax-exempt status.
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