Pat Robertson: God Told Me I’m a Piece of Shit
Filed Under (News) by Ian on 03-01-2007
Associated Press Writes Today:
VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia (AP) — Evangelical broadcaster Pat Robertson said Tuesday that God has told him that a terrorist attack on the United States would cause a “mass killing” late in 2007.
“I’m not necessarily saying it’s going to be nuclear,” he said during his news-and-talk television show “The 700 Club” on the Christian Broadcasting Network.
“The Lord didn’t say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that.”
Robertson said God told him about the impending tragedy during a recent prayer retreat.
God also said, he claims, that major cities and possibly millions of people will be affected by the attack, which should take place sometime after September.
I guess god forgot to tell you what a piece of shit you are for lying and stealing from gullible fools who buy into your racist trash. Instead of telling others that they deserve to be assassinated, you should take a gun, shove it down your throat and fire off a few rounds. You’re a joke and no one wants to be associated with you, you delusional trashcan.
More:
Robertson suggested in January 2006 that God punished then-Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon with a stroke for ceding Israeli-controlled land to the Palestinians.
The broadcaster predicted in January 2004 that President Bush would easily win re-election.
Bush won 51 percent of the vote that fall, beating Democratic Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts.
In 2005, Robertson predicted that Bush would have victory after victory in his second term. He said Social Security reform proposals would be approved and Bush would nominate conservative judges to federal courts.
Lawmakers confirmed Bush’s 2005 nominations of John Roberts and Samuel Alito to the Supreme Court. But the president’s Social Security initiative was stalled.
“I have a relatively good track record,” he said. “Sometimes I miss.”
In May, Robertson said God told him that storms and possibly a tsunami were to crash into America’s coastline in 2006.
Even though the U.S. was not hit with a tsunami, Robertson on Tuesday cited last spring’s heavy rains and flooding in New England as partly fulfilling the prediction.
If i had his money and a dedicated team, i could easily come up with mundane and vague predictions like that. In fact, I will make a prediction right now! Um.. let’s see Pat Robertson will be shot in the head in the soon future. i like your site, keep up the good work.
hilarious title, shame you cant spell ‘piece’
Lookit that, I did make a typo. :P
Pat Robertson is nothing if not full of love and compassion. Say what you will, he is a good man. Could it be you hate those who make you look inward at yourselves, at your own life choices? God loves you just the way your are - yes, absouletly. He also loves Pat Robertson, just he way he is. He also loves Osam BL, even though he breaks His heart.
Indeed This is what a ” Peice of Shit” looks like !
Jesus is the one and true Master of the Universe. Together with Orco and Duncan he fights the evil Skeletor. Also, just in case anybody was wondering Jesus does have a penis (I know some were confused on this issue), although it never becomes erect. No matter how oiled up he gets. If in doubt refer to the novel “Turkish Meat”. ‘Nuff said.
“I’m a high holy hairy christian and I live for vengeance!”
Hahaha, good stuff.
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