The Holy Trinity
Filed Under (Deep Thoughts) by Ian on 03-01-2007
Ever had someone tell you that the bible doesn’t contradict it’self? Nows your chance to tell them they’re full of shit! Just take a look at this and use it against those dumbasses.
Fact: The Christian faith proclaims that there is but one true personal god.
Fact: The Christian faith believes this one true personal god is comprised of the “holy trinity” which is made up of:
- The Father (God)
- The Son (Jesus… A.K.A. God.. ?)
- The Holy Ghost (God.. again? Sounds spooOOooky though, doesn’t it?!)
Let’s think about this for half a second and realize that the holy trinity is comprised of both a father and a son which are both apparently the same thing/guy/ghost. I don’t think it takes a genius to figure out that you cannot be your own father, nor can you be your own son, and be a ghost as well. Apparently the people who wrote the Bible didn’t actually think about what they we’re writing before they put it out to the masses.
Here’s the official explanation, yup, they simply show us that they’re all the same person, but none of them are the other! AMAZING!!! Logic and reason need not apply!
Ask them how the hell this makes ANY sense at all; what’s the response going to be? “That’s because god is mysterious!”, a-fucking-mazing. Is it really a mystery or is it just logic defying stupidity? I’m leaning towards the latter and never get tired of pointing it out. But of course, the really stubborn will just shake their heads and tell you, “You just don’t get it! It’s God! He can do anything he wants!“.
Alright, fair enough, he can do anything — question is, why the fuck would he? What in the fuck could he possibly gain by doing this? My guess? He doesn’t, it’s pure stupidity on the part of the writers of the bible who can’t count to three.
Dammit i am so with you on that last comment. Why the fuck did god bother to create the earth? So he could torment and suppress its inhabitants? That is some sadistic meglomaniac drifting around up there. And why make the devil? An omniscient god should have figured what would have happened.
All lies. :)
Nowhere in the bible does Jesus claim to be God. In fact he prays to God on countless occasions. Are we to assume he’s praying to himself? Or maybe he’s sitting at his own right side in heaven? Or maybe he was pleased with himself when a dove was sent and his own voice boomed from heaven down at him saying so?
Clearly, they are not one in the same. Please stop “using this” against true Christians.
More so, it’s irresponsible to dismiss any question with “God is mysterious”.
true christians.. right, as if one faction has it more right than the other. and what do you base your belief that you are more right than any other christian group? because you have more faith?
bravo.
Careful, he might be a Jehova’s Witness. They’re scary people.
This god character sounds more like some nasty little cosmic kid, who was out wandering around the universe when he came across this nice blue planet that was evolving nicely on its own, thank you, when he decided it would be fun to kick over a few anthills and otherwise mess with the creatures living there just for fun. He should be spanked and sent on home.