Pope vs. Rael Deathmatch: Who Will Win?!

January 16th, 2007 | Tags:

Ever wonder what the difference is between the leader of the largest religious group in the world and the leader of a tiny religion that everyone laughs at? Let’s investigate!

Pope vs. Rael Deathmatch

Crap, this is a close match.. The pope certainly has more power than Rael..  but Rael on the other hand sleeps with many hot chicks* whereas the pope sleeps with no one (no females at least.. that we know of).

*I met him a few years back while working at an AMC movie theater, I was ripping tickets when he came to see Bruce Almighty and had five rather hot looking girls in their mid-twenties, all giggling at the fact that they got to see a movie with him.

And so, the winner hands down HAS to be Rael, just cause he know how to use his power, something the pope needs to learn; it’s all about getting some action. :D

  1. September 3rd, 2008 at 15:31
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    Yes, Rael will win because of “the hot chicks”: The Raelians have female “guides” (female priests/bishops, or female pope in the future) with free sexuality, they can also be homosexual or bisexual, can use condoms, contraception, abortion or euthanasia if necessary. They believe life is not for suffering and pain, but for pleasure. Makes a difference.. ;)

  2. Anja Schoenwald
    December 17th, 2009 at 19:00
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    This is a great website to find out “the not so nice side of Rael”. …
    Much of it is now available in French and English ! …

    http://confessions.rael.jeandenissaintcyr.com/rael/temoignages_confessions_rael.html

    … From this website you can check out “all” the other valuable links and find more online.

    … I am on Facebook. “Anja Schoenwald” and have posted many links about this topic as well.

    … Thank you everybody for speaking up. … It may be cool to have a Master or Guru for a while to learn something new and to grow, … but let us not allow “anybody” to enslave and manipulate us !!!
    … Infinite love and harmony, Anja Schoenwald