Pope vs. Rael Deathmatch: Who Will Win?!
Filed Under (Deep Thoughts) by Ian on 16-01-2007
Ever wonder what the difference is between the leader of the largest religious group in the world and the leader of a tiny religion that everyone laughs at? Let’s investigate!

Crap, this is a close match.. The pope certainly has more power than Rael.. but Rael on the other hand sleeps with many hot chicks* whereas the pope sleeps with no one (no females at least.. that we know of).
*I met him a few years back while working at an AMC movie theater, I was ripping tickets when he came to see Bruce Almighty and had five rather hot looking girls in their mid-twenties, all giggling at the fact that they got to see a movie with him.
And so, the winner hands down HAS to be Rael, just cause he know how to use his power, something the pope needs to learn; it’s all about getting some action. :D

Yes, Rael will win because of “the hot chicks”: The Raelians have female “guides” (female priests/bishops, or female pope in the future) with free sexuality, they can also be homosexual or bisexual, can use condoms, contraception, abortion or euthanasia if necessary. They believe life is not for suffering and pain, but for pleasure. Makes a difference.. ;)