Local 6 News Reports:

“It’s a blessing for me just coming to town, getting introduced and meeting new people out here … When she showed me that, I said, ‘OK, there is a Jesus.’” Brown said.

Similar to other cases of similar sightings, there will be skeptics. However, Brown said no skeptic could convince him the image is anything but Jesus Christ.”Jesus don’t just pop up like that. If you know the word of Jesus and you believe in Jesus, then there you go. He does exist,” Brown said.

The only thing I can attribute this sort of thing to is sheer stupidity and and the fact that these ‘believers’ have nothing worth living for in their pointless little lives that they feel compelled to see things where there is nothing there at all.

Hey, here check out this amazing find; you honestly wont believe it once you see it. It has absolutely changed my life. Hail to the Jesus!

Breaking News! According to the Christians Against FSM coalition, FSM has been touching children with his noodly appendage. This outrage must be stopped, we must find and kill the FSM before he molests more children (if we let FSM molest all the children, there wont be any left for Catholic priests). If you or someone you know has been “Touched” by the FSM, or are willing to lie about it, please call 1-800-FSM-RAPE now and tell us your slanderous story so we can bring this monster to justice (as we see it).

On a lesser side note the Catholic Church has been spending millions of prayer money/charity donations on secret settlements with victims of priest-child rape cases and move the rapist-priests to other towns/states and told to ask for god’s forgiveness in order to makes sure those priests wont rape children again. God bless that pope, he knows how to make everything better.

Let’s all take a moment to stop and think of the victims and also think about the fact that the Catholic church is one of the worlds largest financial institutions that reports to no one since they have tax-exempt status and can spend the money aaaaany way they want, including covering up the rapes and molestations their heavenly priests are committing. After all, it’s no business of ours, it’s between the priest, god and the child who’s life they’ve ruined.

Ra-men.

I love stories like this because it’s nice to see lying, cheating, pieces of shit like tele-evangelists get their asses sued for blatant lies. These people tell their victims that they can cure cancer and other life threatening illnesses through their mystical powers and prayer given to them by the holy of holies. Of course they require a substantial financial gift (tax free, of course) otherwise they’ll have to use their god give gifts on some.. more… “willing” and charitable individual.

I sure hope this bitch has to pay big for helping murder her victims; and can only hope others will follow suit and shut this whore down.

The Guardian:

No less gargantuan are her claims about the power of prayer to overcome illness. Through a series of sermons, books and a television show, Sisters, broadcast on religious satellite channels throughout the US and abroad, she preaches that God has the power to heal even the most deadly diseases, including cancer.

So, I was pondering about what would happen if I was wrong and there is in fact a god up there.. when the rapture comes around and the whole earth is destroyed in an apocalyptic explosion like the trash you’d find in the bible. If the bible is in anyway correct, surely I’ll go straight to hell for my lack of ridiculous blind faith, right? Then again, if sometime in the future my tool gets damaged in anyway (balls included apparently), I don’t get to go to heaven [Deuteronomy 22:1]. Gotta wonder if this includes impotence or sterility (better not marry an unattractive girl and stay away from nuclear power plants.. or Putin). So all that aside, if I’m to go to hell, I sure hell (haha) hope Bush and crew go to Heaven, cause I don’t want to be spending eternity with those fucking douchebags.

Then again, if god were real and sent these guys to heaven, then he’s one fucked up asshole. I say this of course knowing that if god does exist, he really is an asshole; we’re supposed to have been made in his image and look what a great job we’re doing with ourselves..

Maybe (*hopes*) god had a tragic accident and died long ago due to his own stupidity. Or maybe he just killed himself after seeing the monstrosity he had created: Humans.. Or maybe he just never existed and it’s all been a human delusion that we’re somehow something more than just and evolved monkey (bingo!).

Today I’m feeling a bit festive, we should celebrate our great leader; none other than George W. Bush for being one of the greatest minds of our time. His dedication to the preservation of truth, honesty and integrity. The man has never contradicted himself and everything he ever says is always completely factual..

Did I mention, I’ve decided to throw away logic and rational thinking and blindly follow the lies and bullshit that oozes out of this fucking twits mouth? Praise Allah; may we have a massive slaughter of Infidels!!

So I was wondering, what do you suppose would happen if Jesus had been put to death (or ‘died for [your] sins’, not mine thanks) this century versus the good ol’ Roman times? He’d probably get the chair right? So, does that mean we’d have a religion of people wearing gold necklaces with miniature electric chairs at the ends? Sounds pretty damn freaky if you ask me, I guess people like thinking about the gruesome death some random dude received.

Personally I’ll stick to the non-death related jewelery, I don’t like keeping symbols of death next to my heart.

So I was wondering, what would happen if I prayed like really really hard for god to stop existing? I figured, that God’s supposed to be a pretty nice guy right? So, if i prayed really hard, he’d probably oblige, right?

So I did, and you know what, I think he actually listened, cause the craziest thing happened.. NOTHING. Surely that’s his way of showing me that he granted my prayer, right? Man, God fucking rocks!

Anyone who ever tells you that the United States of America were founded on the Christian faith is fucking moron. Half the founding fathers had no faith at all and all of them were on the same page when they founded this country; secular government and separation of church and state. Why did they do this? To stop douchebags from forcing their particular religion on others (I’m looking at you George W. Bush and to a lesser extent Pat Robertson.. or has he finally died?)

Check out this wackjob’s website:

Like it or not; Love it or hate it; curse it or praise it; THE UNITED STATES WAS FOUNDED BY CHRISTIANS AS A CHRISTIAN NATION, and the vast majority of its citizens were Christian. Our national motto is, “IN GOD WE TRUST”; our national hymn is, “GOD OF OUR FATHERS.” The fathers being Abraham, Isaac and Jacob of the Bible. We pledge allegiance to the United States of America as “ONE NATION UNDER GOD.”

Apparently this moron doesn’t realize that the words “One Nation Under God” was added to the pledge of allegiance in 1954 and NOT when the country was founded. Why was it added? Because the US was at war with Godless USSR and had to do the opposite of everything they did.

Also, along with the “In God We Trust” you find out our dollar, you’ll find a nice pyramid and a bunch of other mystical mumbo jumbo like a floating eye. I guess we should assume it represents all of it’s people if it’s on the dollar bill eh?

Here, let me quote to you from a document signed by John Adams to show you what this country is really about:

The Treaty of Tripoli:

Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions, shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

As written by The Nation:

The Founding Fathers were not religious men, and they fought hard to erect, in Thomas Jefferson’s words, “a wall of separation between church and state.” John Adams opined that if they were not restrained by legal measures, Puritans

Amazing news everyone! The Grand Canyon is no longer millions of years old (pretty sweet eh?)!

Grand Canyon National Park is not permitted to give an official estimate of the geologic age of its principal feature, due to pressure from Bush administration appointees. Despite promising a prompt review of its approval for a book claiming the Grand Canyon was created by Noah’s flood rather than by geologic forces, more than three years later no review has ever been done and the book remains on sale at the park

Who needs to rely on facts and science when you can just will something to be true! I think I’m going to lobby congress to get them to declare McDonald’s to be health food, you know, cause it tastes good, so it MUST be healthy (my gut tells me so).

It never ceases to amaze me - the hypocritical nature of Vatican.

They condemned the move made to built a wall along the U.S. - Mexico border, completely disregarding the fact that the Vatican is surrounded by a massive 50 foot stone wall.

A senior Vatican cardinal on Tuesday condemned the building of walls between countries to keep out immigrants and said Washington’s plan to build a fence on the U.S.-Mexican border was part of an “inhuman program”.

“Speaking of borders, I must unfortunately say that in a world that greeted the fall of the Berlin Wall with joy, new walls are being built between neighborhood and neighborhood, city and city, nation and nation,” the cardinal said.

Don’t you love it when you can hide away in you walled off country and tell others how they should act? Here’s some advice: Lead by example, asshole.