Who cares what you think! Us Christians know better than you, if you disagree, we’ll throw you in the slammer for a year! What? Con-sti-tu-tion? What the fuck is that? No no, I don’t care about some stupid old paper that says you’re allowed to believe in your own religion, I’m right, and I’m the decider..  now.. off you go!

Here’s a sweet law that I bet you didn’t know about.. It’s illegal to not accept Jesus Christ as your lord. Yup. This is what you call freedom in America.

Section 36. Whoever wilfully blasphemes the holy name of God by denying, cursing or contumeliously reproaching God, his creation, government or final judging of the world, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, or by cursing or contumeliously reproaching or exposing to contempt and ridicule, the holy word of God contained in the holy scriptures shall be punished by imprisonment in jail for not more than one year or by a fine of not more than three hundred dollars, and may also be bound to good behavior.