Archive for August, 2007

Note to all Gay Iowans, if you want to get married, better hurry up and do it before some council convenes and has this temporary victory overturned! *gets handed paper* Sorry, too late, it’s been overturned. Judge Halts Same-Sex Marriages In Iowa DES MOINES, Iowa Two men were married outside a minister’s home in the […]

Friday, August 31st, 2007 at 16:02 | 0 comments
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Friday, August 31st, 2007 at 08:58 | 3 comments
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Has anyone ever thought before: If God really does love me, why then would he threaten me with eternal damnation in hell where I will be tortured and burned until the end of time? I personally have come to the conclusion that God clearly has no fucking clue as to what love is. Love isn’t […]

Friday, August 31st, 2007 at 08:49 | 2 comments
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Yes, I understand, this is a totally normal practice and I feel I was justified cause it was the “godly” thing to do! Pastor had sex with daughters A fundamentalist church pastor had sex with two of his teenage daughters to educate them on how to be good wives, a South Australian court has heard. […]

Friday, August 31st, 2007 at 02:15 | 4 comments
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Everyone should get a good look at what a piece of shit looks like, and here he is: Pastor asks followers to pray for the death of his critics Wiley S. Drake, a Buena Park pastor and a former national leader of the Southern Baptist Convention, called on his followers to pray for the deaths […]

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007 at 17:06 | 3 comments
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Monday, August 27th, 2007 at 23:19 | 4 comments
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Alright, I know you’ve all heard of Pastafarianism and all that, but there’s one religion I think many of us have overlooked. This one was invented by George Carlin: Frisbeetarianism Frisbeetarianism is a parody religion. The basic tenet is that when you die, your soul goes up on a roof and you can’t get it […]

Monday, August 27th, 2007 at 14:20 | 0 comments
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Ever wonder where all those donated dollars go when you give money to your local church? Why to help the Vatican out in the line of business obviously! One can only assume that these pious flights will be the safest in the world, given  that  their basically flights of god. God would surely not want […]

Monday, August 27th, 2007 at 08:20 | 2 comments
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Here’s a delightful diagram of maturing fetuses of various types. We clearly have nothing in common.

Friday, August 24th, 2007 at 18:11 | 12 comments
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Not that I ever liked this showboating woman, I do find this to be a funny revelation. Book Of Iconic Nun’s Letters Shows She Was Tormented By Her Doubts In Her Faith In life, Mother Teresa was an icon — for believers — of God’s work on Earth. Her ministry to the poor of Calcutta […]

Friday, August 24th, 2007 at 07:27 | 7 comments
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