*drum roll please*
http://grove.ufl.edu/~ggsa/gaymarriage.html

Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural.
Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people cannot get legally married because the world needs more children.
Obviously gay parents will raise gay children because straight parents only raise straight children.
Straight [...]

Oh man, why didn’t I go to Bob Jones University? I totally would have loved it. I feel like making a road trip down there and walking around on campus with a “Christ Punchers” T-Shirt on (thanks Moe Sizlak for that one).
Something to keep in mind, this is a University, not a high school. How [...]

Creationists love to say that Evolution is increasingly questioned by scientists, they’re full of shit. He’s a group of scientists, all with the name Steve (more than 800 of them) that agree with the theory of evolution.
Project Steve
Evolution is a vital, well-supported, unifying principle of the biological sciences, and the scientific evidence is overwhelmingly [...]

 I’m waiting for Creationist American magazine to put out their response with a list of 1 Answers to Scientific Nonsense, where their entire article is answer is “1. God”.
15 Answers to Creationist Nonsense
1. Evolution is only a theory. It is not a fact or a scientific law.
Many people learned in elementary school that a theory [...]

I wonder if I could get a bounty on my head as well..  Let’s try:
Mohammad was a dog, and by that I mean Mohammad bathed in pig’s blood and loved getting drunk while watching gay porn. Booya!
Artist defiantly draws Prophet Mohammed
HOGANAS, Sweden (CNN) — Swedish artist Lars Vilks says all he’s doing is taking a [...]

 Nothing like being a self righteous asshat that tells others that being gay is wrong, then turning around and having gay sex.. or at least, pulling a Larry Craig. But don’t worry, when you get caught asking for gay sex, just deny being gay!
Vatican Official Insists He’s Not Gay
VATICAN CITY (AP) — A Vatican official [...]

I’m glad I’m a member of the ACLU. Who else would try to enforce the constitution..  the government? Hah.
Judges blocks state government money for two north La. churches
NEW ORLEANS (AP) — A federal judge blocked state government payments to two churches in northwest Louisiana, saying they violate the constitutional division between church and state because [...]