The Bible Timeline Graph

January 30th, 2008 | Tags: , , , ,

Unfortunately I don’t have a source on this image, but this is just crazy. I love how characters from the old testament live hundreds of years, shame we can’t do that in this day and age..

Bible Timeline

  1. Samuel Skinner
    February 6th, 2008 at 13:43
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    Reminds me of “Rush Limburgh is a big fat idiot”

    “It can’t be true. “But it is” say the Didiots- look, he made a graph.”

  2. December 9th, 2009 at 04:02
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    There is a sad tendency in rational people to drop rapidly to abuse when critiquing the opposition. This seems to be inherent, and defines man as both rational and irrational. And we seem to need to be both. Whoever is top-dog laughs loudest, so in much of the West atheists laugh at religionists. This would not be possible in such as the Arab countries where irreligion and abuse could end in death. Different top dog.

    One could laugh at the Big Bang theory: first there was absolutely nothing, then it exploded, and we got the universe. Rational? I think not! Is there anything more irrational than evolutionary theory? Through chance, accident, long time periods and process for which we can have no primary evidence for (i.e. genetic), one species became another.

    Man only pretends to be rational. Have you ever met a truly rational person?

  3. December 9th, 2009 at 08:26
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    Dr John Sutherland :

    One could laugh at the Big Bang theory: first there was absolutely nothing, then it exploded, and we got the universe. Rational? I think not! Is there anything more irrational than evolutionary theory? Through chance, accident, long time periods and process for which we can have no primary evidence for (i.e. genetic), one species became another.

    I certainly hope that “dr” is short for something other than “doctor” given your ridiculous logic.

    First there was nothing, then there was god? My, that sounds far more sound as a theory!

    Then you attack evolution? You must be joking, evolution is one of the most solid and fluid theories humans have ever come up with, it explains just about everything relating to concepts like time.

    You think evolution is false, if you actually are a doctor or scientist, you are in a tiny minority of people who actually subscribe to that belief.

    Dr John Sutherland :

    There is a sad tendency in rational people to drop rapidly to abuse when critiquing the opposition. This seems to be inherent, and defines man as both rational and irrational. And we seem to need to be both. Whoever is top-dog laughs loudest, so in much of the West atheists laugh at religionists. This would not be possible in such as the Arab countries where irreligion and abuse could end in death. Different top dog.

    Funny story, unless you’re part of a particularly large sect, like say, Catholicism, you are in a minority. You can claim all, you want that different Christian sects are all believing in the same god, but clearly you are not, because you will happily disown Mormons, snake handlers, and other sects that don’t quite follow your strict beliefs. Hell, in Ireland, if you’re a protestant, you’re going to hell.. (and vice versa).

    There is no unity in believers, in fact, there is nothing but division.

    You are all minorities.

  4. Greenworld
    December 10th, 2009 at 20:21
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    So, when Moses turned 200 (in Bible years), was he still as healthy as a normal 20 year old? Sounds badass to me. Too bad we sinned and pissed Yahweh off. Oh, well… :(