God Is Vengeful!

May 22nd, 2008 | Categories: Funny Stuff, Stupidity | Tags: , , , ,

You sure?

God will get you

  1. Bill Vincent
    May 22nd, 2008 at 23:54
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    No, actually….he won’t.

    Thanks for teh mower. lulz.

  2. May 23rd, 2008 at 04:22
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    grass still looks short though, can I sell them a grammar lesson?

  3. May 23rd, 2008 at 05:15
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    I AM A VENGEFUL GOD. Those OTHER gods are wuses.

  4. John Smith
    May 23rd, 2008 at 05:20
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    God will get everythings. But the mover still has a new home.

  5. John Smith
    May 23rd, 2008 at 05:20
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    Sell me a grammar lesson too!!!11 ;P

  6. May 23rd, 2008 at 05:44
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    I like how they used M’s turnd upside down instead of proper W’s in “Who” and “Mower”. ^_^

  7. Cori
    May 23rd, 2008 at 06:06
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    Not your mower god!

  8. Jobe Smith
    May 23rd, 2008 at 07:06
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    I think they mean The Lawnmower Man will get them … I AM GOD HERE!

  9. Big Cahuna
    May 23rd, 2008 at 09:10
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    If God is on their side, why do they need a mower in the first place? Just ask God to help out with the grass.

    All your mower belong to us!

  10. D
    May 23rd, 2008 at 09:58


    Yeah, right. What god?

  11. Father Smith
    May 23rd, 2008 at 10:54

    How many Hail Marys is a lawn mower worth?

  12. Anon
    May 23rd, 2008 at 11:37

    I didn’t read the first line, and I think its better that way.


  13. Anon
    May 23rd, 2008 at 14:05

    To whoever wrote that sign: the grammar police will get you.

  14. Spooky
    May 25th, 2008 at 14:04

    God can’t help with the lawn because HE IS NOT REAL!!!

  15. Spooky
    May 25th, 2008 at 14:06

    OH, one more thing- God hates faggots. And even though they are his chosen people- God hates Jews. Anyone who doesn’t believe in God will burn forever in a lake of fire with the worst pain ever past any understanding of man… But don’t forget he loves you! ;)

  16. Bushido89
    July 28th, 2008 at 16:16


  17. Abby
    August 1st, 2008 at 23:03

    God’s only goal in life is to GET YEW.

    -Al Gore.


  18. Devro
    August 28th, 2008 at 20:59

    Maybe they werent being completely serious?

    Im an atheist and ive met some funny christians who would do this type of shit.

  19. your mom
    November 1st, 2008 at 17:29

    God shouldnt need a mower

  20. chickadee
    February 16th, 2009 at 19:08

    God is real but i think he has bigger fish to fry.

  21. Zogmoose
    February 19th, 2009 at 11:53

    Can’t they pray to God to reveal the location of the missing mower and go fetch it? Or, better, given that Americans don’t walk too far, gas being so cheap and all, since their God is omnipotent and omniscient, pray for the aforesaid mower to materialise next to the font during the congregation?
    Surely if the God of Abraham is all powerful and all seeing, this rather invalidates the “bigger fish to fry~” argument. Better still, why not pray to God so that the grass evolves into a self mowing variety, after all, if you are an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent deity, who is compassionate, such things would go a great way to reduce stress in America. Go God, yeah!

  22. Hinged_Elephant
    May 29th, 2009 at 22:26

    @michael j dixon : Let’s see… Your comment was in all lowercase. You misused a comma.You used a sentence fragment…. Um. About those grammar lessons. No thanks.

  23. moose
    June 28th, 2009 at 03:20

    They should just returneth the mower.

  24. Jeff Syrop
    January 23rd, 2010 at 23:16

    My favorite sign I ever saw is, “Anger is one letter away from danger”!!!!

  25. April 17th, 2010 at 10:25

    Even with the bad grammar, the sign shows a total lack of confidence in their “faith”. That’s not too surprising, really. I’ve never met a theist that wasn’t a hypocrite, too.

  26. therealworldchampion
    June 15th, 2010 at 13:43


  27. wataasholeur2
    July 31st, 2011 at 18:20

    i prayed and prayed for mower but never got 1, so i stole it and asked him to forgive me. its cool now