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God Is Vengeful!

Filed Under (Funny Stuff, Stupidity) by Ian on 22-05-2008

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You sure?

God will get you

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18 Responses to “God Is Vengeful!”

  1. Bill Vincent on 22 May 2008 at 11:54pm #

    No, actually….he won’t.

    Thanks for teh mower. lulz.

  2. michael j dixon on 23 May 2008 at 4:22am #

    grass still looks short though, can I sell them a grammar lesson?

  3. God on 23 May 2008 at 5:15am #

    I AM A VENGEFUL GOD. Those OTHER gods are wuses.
    G

  4. John Smith on 23 May 2008 at 5:20am #

    God will get everythings. But the mover still has a new home.

  5. John Smith on 23 May 2008 at 5:20am #

    Sell me a grammar lesson too!!!11 ;P

  6. Bas on 23 May 2008 at 5:44am #

    I like how they used M’s turnd upside down instead of proper W’s in “Who” and “Mower”. ^_^

  7. Cori on 23 May 2008 at 6:06am #

    Nooo!
    Not your mower god!

  8. Jobe Smith on 23 May 2008 at 7:06am #

    I think they mean The Lawnmower Man will get them … I AM GOD HERE!

  9. Big Cahuna on 23 May 2008 at 9:10am #

    If God is on their side, why do they need a mower in the first place? Just ask God to help out with the grass.

    All your mower belong to us!

  10. D on 23 May 2008 at 9:58am #

    Bahahaha. gOD WILL SMITE THE ONE WHO NABBED THEIR LAWNMOWER!

    Yeah, right. What god?

  11. Father Smith on 23 May 2008 at 10:54am #

    How many Hail Marys is a lawn mower worth?

  12. Anon on 23 May 2008 at 11:37am #

    I didn’t read the first line, and I think its better that way.

    OUR MOWER GOD WILL GET YOU.

  13. Anon on 23 May 2008 at 2:05pm #

    To whoever wrote that sign: the grammar police will get you.

  14. Spooky on 25 May 2008 at 2:04pm #

    God can’t help with the lawn because HE IS NOT REAL!!!

  15. Spooky on 25 May 2008 at 2:06pm #

    OH, one more thing- God hates faggots. And even though they are his chosen people- God hates Jews. Anyone who doesn’t believe in God will burn forever in a lake of fire with the worst pain ever past any understanding of man… But don’t forget he loves you! ;)

  16. Bushido89 on 28 Jul 2008 at 4:16pm #

    Photoshopped.

  17. Abby on 1 Aug 2008 at 11:03pm #

    God’s only goal in life is to GET YEW.

    -Al Gore.

    ;]

  18. Devro on 28 Aug 2008 at 8:59pm #

    Maybe they werent being completely serious?

    Im an atheist and ive met some funny christians who would do this type of shit.

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