Hilarious Creationist Logic (Slides)
Filed Under (Funny Stuff, Stupidity) by Ian on 02-07-2008
Tagged Under : creationist, cromulent, evolution, flood, garbage, noah, nonsense, religion, Stupidity
I’m not sure why this is listed as being “Scary”, since it’s more hilarious than anything else.
http://www.docstoc.com/docs/860905/How-Creationists-Explain-Evolution—SCARY
Get ready to shake your head and laugh at the same time.
Man, this is fanned testicles. The amount of effort they’ve put into coming up with half-assed solutions to their failed philosophies…I guess we should be thankful they aren’t trying to anything important.
My favorite part: “these calculations are based on the age spans mentioned in Genesis and the genealogies in Matthew 1 and Luke 3 and the concept of a generation being on average 50 years.”
Yet, it says the average age in the OT is 912. Wow. No one uses 50 as an average for a generation. The most common calculation is three every 100 years. That puts the Earth at 4000 years old, not 6000. Idiots, can’t even get their own failed math right.
Check out the actual Creationist timeline.
http://www.irreligion.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bible_timeline.gif
I love how numerous people in the old testament lived hundreds of years.
oh, the failed ramblings of creationists.
maybe they were actually trying to make no sense.. they must take blank stares as signs of belief.
Hmmmm, becca, I think you have a point…cow eyes are cow eyes, I guess.
It’s labeled “scary” because an awful lot of people do believe it. The fact that the country is awash in such willful ignorance *is* frightening.