Hilarious Creationist Logic (Slides)

I’m not sure why this is listed as being “Scary”, since it’s more hilarious than anything else.

http://www.docstoc.com/docs/860905/How-Creationists-Explain-Evolution—SCARY

Get ready to shake your head and laugh at the same time.

  1. July 3rd, 2008 at 08:55
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    Man, this is fanned testicles. The amount of effort they’ve put into coming up with half-assed solutions to their failed philosophies…I guess we should be thankful they aren’t trying to anything important.

    My favorite part: “these calculations are based on the age spans mentioned in Genesis and the genealogies in Matthew 1 and Luke 3 and the concept of a generation being on average 50 years.”

    Yet, it says the average age in the OT is 912. Wow. No one uses 50 as an average for a generation. The most common calculation is three every 100 years. That puts the Earth at 4000 years old, not 6000. Idiots, can’t even get their own failed math right.

  2. July 4th, 2008 at 07:25
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    Check out the actual Creationist timeline.

    http://www.irreligion.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bible_timeline.gif

    I love how numerous people in the old testament lived hundreds of years.

  3. becca
    July 5th, 2008 at 20:18
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    oh, the failed ramblings of creationists.
    maybe they were actually trying to make no sense.. they must take blank stares as signs of belief.

  4. July 7th, 2008 at 08:17
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    Hmmmm, becca, I think you have a point…cow eyes are cow eyes, I guess.

  5. George
    July 24th, 2008 at 03:09
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    It’s labeled “scary” because an awful lot of people do believe it. The fact that the country is awash in such willful ignorance *is* frightening.

  6. May 2nd, 2010 at 07:22
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    what? i dont even get it….