How To Infuriate Someone

August 26th, 2008 | Tags: , , , , ,
  1. SarcasticMan
    November 16th, 2009 at 03:53
    Reply | Quote | #1

    Her boobs are lopsided because it is clearly photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.

    • the biz
      December 8th, 2009 at 05:08
      Reply | Quote | #2

      you should get a new computer thats from the at least the 90’s cause if your seeing pixels your fucking HIGH or your Computers a piece of shit

      • Sarah coco
        December 10th, 2009 at 16:35
        Reply | Quote | #3

        @the biz”

        You might notice that the guys name is “sarcastic man” i would have thought that would have given u a lil insight into his comment and you would find it funny..
        obviously not..
        try not to use such horrible language too because you really just make yourself look very stupid..

        • STail
          December 24th, 2009 at 01:41
          Reply | Quote | #4

          i = I
          u = you
          lil = little
          Capitalize your sentences.

          • Ghadir
            December 24th, 2009 at 15:50
            Quote | #5

            I hope you’re being sarcastic too, STail.

          • December 30th, 2009 at 05:46
            Quote | #6

            Some people are humorously challenged…
            1. The biz is miserable and tells other people they’re poor (although she has no proof for that, because she can’t understand a joke)
            2. STail is defending the biz by being a grammar Nazi… Because he is logically challenged (he cannot write an argument, so he tries to show us that fast typing is the same with illiteracy – which is not true)
            That is sad… Really sad…
            You people messed up my amusement with SarcasticMan’s comment… NOT!

  2. UpsideDownMissJane
    November 16th, 2009 at 05:31
    Reply | Quote | #7

    @SarcsticMan…Would that happen to be because you have seen quite a few shoops in your time?

  3. Baff
    November 16th, 2009 at 11:20
    Reply | Quote | #8

    Tia–didn’t your mother tell you that cartoons are make-believe? You don’t really believe that a roadrunner could drop a one-ton weight on a coyote’s head and he really gets back up, do you?

  4. graham
    November 16th, 2009 at 20:59
    Reply | Quote | #9

    Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes

    • SarcasticmanJr.
      December 28th, 2009 at 00:59

      now where have i heard that one before…?

  5. icisic
    November 16th, 2009 at 21:13

    this whole page should be copy and pasted into wikipedia under ‘irony’ and ‘retarted’

    • me
      November 21st, 2009 at 03:55

      only if your comment is included. Because ‘retarDed’ is what your post is…

      • Sarah coco
        December 10th, 2009 at 16:36

        ahaha guys ye are both SPASTICS :)

  6. November 16th, 2009 at 21:43

    Jesus christ this has to be the best list of comments i’ve seen about one picture before. It gets so off topic by the 5th comment. I thought the cartoon was a good laugh but in no way was it infuriating, I’d just like to say thank you to Tia for starting this hilarious list of arguments.

  7. shoe
    November 16th, 2009 at 21:51

    *pst* most women have AT LEAST slightly lopsided boobs. Some have seriously lopsided but most are rather minor in their lopsidedness… at least i think… no ones are perfectly equal, unless their fake, or their one of a very very very minute minority. also, its harder to tell with smaller boobs but there almost always is one larger than the other.

    • Your mom
      November 28th, 2009 at 08:53

      They’re*
      They’re*
      Twice.
      Good job!

      • Your grandma
        December 3rd, 2009 at 00:32

        The second one isn’t incorrect, although the structure of the sentence could be improved. Also: If you’re the local spelling and grammar troll, you missed several other errors.

        If you must correct, at least do it right…

        • Granny’s Sancho
          December 4th, 2009 at 00:53

          Actually, the last three are incorrect!

          their>they’re
          their>they’re
          there>they’re

          oh yeah, i do it right!

          “we’re it not for grammer trolls their would be no order. its a fact”

          • Greenworld
            December 4th, 2009 at 05:13

            Even you fail! The second one was already correct.

          • HossMacDaddy
            December 5th, 2009 at 15:34

            you ALL fail cuz ur seriously correcting someone’s english over the INTERNET….
            seriously wtf…

          • SarcasticmanJr.
            December 28th, 2009 at 01:03

            Greenworld…. You’re wrong

          • purplesun
            December 29th, 2009 at 15:05

            seriously, the last there was correct.
            put in they are, and it doesn’t make sense.
            but it really doesn’t matter.
            people can spell however they want to.
            stop picking them apart into tiny pieces.

      • Sarah coco
        December 10th, 2009 at 16:38

        THE left boob is usually bigger..probably because of the heart I think…
        no harm in correcting grammar makes the other person learn right?!

  8. lmao
    November 16th, 2009 at 22:07

    This is completely ridiculous..

  9. J-J-J-Jimmy
    November 17th, 2009 at 03:13

    I wasted God-knows how much of my time reading these comments. What is it with the internet? Why do people suddenly become retarded and stupid and jackasses? There must be something in the interwater.

    Seriously. What the crap. My head is about to explode. There are 208 comments above mine that are full of nothing but bickering and bitching and laughing at other people.

    This… this makes me sad. This is like reading comments on a youtube video.

    :(

    • Ceej
      November 28th, 2009 at 02:28

      People don’t suddenly become stupid and jackasses, the internet just gives them a chance to show the world how stupid and jackassidy they are.

    • December 30th, 2009 at 05:53

      Don’t worry. They’re like that all the time… The only difference is that when they’re face to face with you, they are too shy to reveal their idiocy… When in front of a screen they have more “courage”, and so, the spineless dumb people start commenting and airing opinions that nobody cares about and swearing and hating people they’d be too afraid to confront in real life…
      Real people are made in Photoshop…

  10. November 17th, 2009 at 04:24

    Holy Mother of Pearl. I think that there should be “Internet Comment Arguing Competitions”. Something like fuckmylife.com. So that when the first silly irrelevant tirade begins…You could just stop them with a simple…”Take it to ihavenolife.com.”

    Sound good?

  11. Cat
    November 17th, 2009 at 05:18

    Her breasts are lopsided because there’s only one of them. Likely this is due to a mastectomy as a result of breast cancer. He is staring at them, and then comments only the cross around her neck in an excuse to cover up that he was staring. This would make the person being stared at angry. Get it now?

    • louise
      November 27th, 2009 at 18:43

      i dont think you get it lol. the point is that he knows full well its a cross but asks her, “what does the T stand for?” to wind her up. it has nothing to do with breast cancer. haha!

      • December 30th, 2009 at 05:57

        I think it has something to do with a poorly tailored blouse… And Photoshop… The cross is just a diversion… Can’t you see? Everybody is staring at her boobs!

        (Disclaimer for humorless readers: this is a joke)

  12. Sky
    November 17th, 2009 at 08:11

    Something about the internet and misinterpretation of words makes people go bat shit crazy. Or, go guano, as I discussed with my friend over a smoke the other day. ;)
    Let’s all just take a chill pill and BREATHE, people. Calm down. Like the man said, Let it be.

  13. Richard
    November 17th, 2009 at 08:56

    The first few comments have drained all funny out of this, which is a shame ’cause I lol’d to start with.
    Why do people always have to ruin it for others…

  14. ketchel
    November 17th, 2009 at 10:54

    Hey, pretty funny! Now make sure you put together an equally hilarious joke about ISLAM, okay?

  15. November 17th, 2009 at 11:06
  16. Jack
    November 17th, 2009 at 11:44

    It’s a JOKE people. Either you get it or you don’t. Who cares what anyone has to say about it. (Including my comment).

  17. John Doe
    November 17th, 2009 at 11:56

    More like how to show yourself up as an ignorant jerk to a person of faith if you ask me!

  18. November 17th, 2009 at 11:59

    More like how to show yourself up as an ignorant jerk to a person of faith if you ask me!

    Faith is ignorance.

    • louise
      November 27th, 2009 at 18:45

      oh? and what do you base YOUR life on then, oh mighty Ian?

  19. Go Ian
    November 17th, 2009 at 12:09

    @Ian:
    Well said my friend.

  20. jay
    November 17th, 2009 at 12:21

    something’s wrong with H2K..

    internets, thank you for threads like this!

  21. bebs
    November 17th, 2009 at 12:52

    i think this guy posted this comic just to read everyones stupid remarks. because that is very amusing in itself. some people are total jackasses. DBAD ( DONT BE A DOUCHE) that goes to the all the idiots which there are too many to name, but some poeples post was legit and funny too.

  22. Jesus brother Billy
    November 17th, 2009 at 13:16

    All stumbles will lead to this place on the series of tubes known as the internet by the end of the year. This I predict. All must comment on inanity, ‘Tia’, lopsided boobs, and people making rude comments about ‘Tia’.

    It is so deeply Retarted (ie: to bring a tart back up for a vote) that I must escape.

  23. November 17th, 2009 at 13:27

    My name is loltheist, and I approve this comic.

    WTF is up with the comments here?

    Geez.

  24. Iain
    November 18th, 2009 at 03:40

    very funny

  25. plato
    November 19th, 2009 at 08:34

    It’s pretty crazy how at only a few comments in this becomes a flame war, wtf? lol
    But I will contribute, NO Eric, you’re a total dick, and tia is hispanic, screw you, go eat some god-berries.

  26. Ryan
    November 19th, 2009 at 20:43

    the comic is meh, amusing but not too funny.

    Tia is the real star hear. Fantastic trolling, Tia.

    Christ, you people need to learn to use the internet.

  27. Greenworld
    November 19th, 2009 at 20:48

    I love that shit.

  28. Nataly
    November 20th, 2009 at 14:49

    who’s tia?
    also, who farted?

    …okay, it was me.

    • November 20th, 2009 at 15:10

      Check page 1 of the comments.

      • Nataly
        November 20th, 2009 at 18:36

        haha. duh. thanks.

  29. snakefist
    November 25th, 2009 at 17:59

    I found this comic hilarious. Great argument starter when you want to piss off a Christian that broadcasts their believes and/or tries to force them on others.

    Also her boobs aren’t lopsided; that’s how you draw boobs in a cartoon style when someone is facing forward in clothes that aren’t tight (boobs + sweater crease).

  30. Racho
    November 27th, 2009 at 05:08

    nice homage to Arrested Development

  31. Moii
    November 28th, 2009 at 02:29

    tia :i thought this was retarted and i didn’t get it at all. . btw her boobs are lop-sided. learn how to draw better, loser.

    Um, tia, how can you NOT get it, its one of the most simple things ever! and btw, cant you tell its not drawn? jeez

  32. Late night stumbler
    November 29th, 2009 at 04:15

    How to truly infuriate someone:

    One: Post some lame response to a comic you don’t even “get”. You don’t get the humor, yet you critique the art – but can YOU draw? It’s easy to spout negativities, but do you have the talent to do any better? If not, do us a favor and don’t speak. If you can, then do something – don’t whine like a distressed 4 year old who lost her puppy. Go you, you successfully infuriate people by started a flame war.

    Two: Be even more lame by posting a response assuming their name is of a certain origin and show just how stupid the human gene pool is becoming. I just hope stupidity isn’t contagious.

    Three: Say something to the effect of “Faith is Ignorant” when the comic clearly has a relation to a Christian symbol – thus infuriating by TWO definitions.. one, starting a flame war on a stumble thread, and two – religious infuriation – ’nuff said. You sir are the winner, two birds – one stone.

    And then there is number four, myself.. the person who decides to summarize this entire thing into one textual vomit post just because – thus sparking even more focus on the top 3 things that lead to infuriation.

    Good stumble, moderately funny comic, worth the read. Hope some of you guys move past the “My internet penis is bigger than yours” things even though some of it’s fun to read.

    Have fun folks.

  33. Duncan
    November 29th, 2009 at 08:09

    I know what the t stands for – does that help – anybody ??

  34. mereology
    November 30th, 2009 at 02:35

    lmao!

  35. Kayla
    December 1st, 2009 at 18:36

    This is the dumbest set of comments I’ve ever heard.

  36. Greenworld
    December 5th, 2009 at 21:01

    HossMacDaddy :you ALL fail cuz ur seriously correcting someone’s english over the INTERNET….
    seriously wtf…

    *because
    *you’re
    *English

  37. saitokthx
    December 5th, 2009 at 22:59

    i lol’d so hard,
    -jech

  38. Claudé
    December 7th, 2009 at 10:16

    Piérre come queek! We become reech at LAST! Ah has an idee zat zis spring weel breeng ze Paris Ladies’ Undergarménte Expositión to eet’s KNEES!!!

  39. ryan blessed
    December 9th, 2009 at 15:48

    It certainly does help Duncan, well done, and keep up the good work.

    Also, hello everyone, i’ve missed each and every one of you, particularly H2K, a legend in these parts…

  40. y’all suk
    December 16th, 2009 at 22:01

    i love love the coments but seriously is it necessary for there to be 300 comments on a 3 square comic, it took me about 10 seconds to read the comic and 30 minutes to read the comments.

    • December 16th, 2009 at 22:06

      You actually read them all? What the hell for? Hahaha.

  41. Annoying
    December 21st, 2009 at 10:06

    Sarah coco :@the biz”
    You might notice that the guys name is “sarcastic man” i would have thought that would have given u a lil insight into his comment and you would find it funny..
    obviously not..
    try not to use such horrible language too because you really just make yourself look very stupid..

    Hey look at me…
    Everything I type is a pause…
    It can also be used as an omission of words…
    It’s the cool thing to do…
    Let’s all use Ellipsis on every sentence…

  42. Jaison
    December 23rd, 2009 at 21:35

    non-lopsided tits or gtfo

  43. whoa
    December 24th, 2009 at 00:58

    oh my jesus..

  44. nasty
    December 27th, 2009 at 20:47

    sarcasrtic man always catches the pixels… go eye sarcastic man

  45. angela
    December 31st, 2009 at 02:47

    everyones so busy talkin shit they forgot the humor in this comic strip.
    yes, its a comic strip not the fucking health care debate.

  46. Educated
    January 11th, 2010 at 00:02

    I use stumble upon and I find more entertainment in the infalliable masses that continue to argue and condone the use of such communist phrases as “u” and “gtfo” and even the such marxist “lmao”. As well, I notice a conceptual lack of punctuation, and this irritates me to no end. Please, for the sake of society, grow up, get a job, learn to spell and move out of your basement, we’re running out of hand lotion.

  47. Heidi
    January 11th, 2010 at 07:36

    Lol at the comment section, and the picture.

  48. zOMGbies
    January 13th, 2010 at 00:01

    comic is good, comments are better! all hail the mighty stumble!

  49. wart hog
    January 17th, 2010 at 05:28

    if stupid people keep commenting this could run for years

  50. ryanblessed
    January 19th, 2010 at 05:21

    You’re not wrong @wart hog, and neither are you @Educated, though there’s a fair chance i am.

  51. January 25th, 2010 at 19:55

    hehehehhe

  52. bob
    January 30th, 2010 at 22:55

    If it is a crucifix, you could say, “who’s the guy on the T”?

  53. paradigm028
    January 31st, 2010 at 10:11

    These comments started on November 16 2009 at 3:53..not sure if a.m. or p.m.,my comment now is on January 31 at 10:11 a.m. Bye!!!

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