How To Infuriate Someone
August 26th, 2008
| Categories: Funny Stuff
| Tags: christian, comic, cross, Funny Stuff, malfunction junction, t
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Her boobs are lopsided because it is clearly photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.
you should get a new computer thats from the at least the 90′s cause if your seeing pixels your fucking HIGH or your Computers a piece of shit
@the biz”
You might notice that the guys name is “sarcastic man” i would have thought that would have given u a lil insight into his comment and you would find it funny..
obviously not..
try not to use such horrible language too because you really just make yourself look very stupid..
i = I
u = you
lil = little
Capitalize your sentences.
I hope you’re being sarcastic too, STail.
Some people are humorously challenged…
1. The biz is miserable and tells other people they’re poor (although she has no proof for that, because she can’t understand a joke)
2. STail is defending the biz by being a grammar Nazi… Because he is logically challenged (he cannot write an argument, so he tries to show us that fast typing is the same with illiteracy – which is not true)
That is sad… Really sad…
You people messed up my amusement with SarcasticMan’s comment… NOT!
and Anamaria has nothing better to do with her life :)
Haha neither does Meg… Nor does VanPow. How deliciously silly the internet is.
that’s just the style of the artist.
@SarcsticMan…Would that happen to be because you have seen quite a few shoops in your time?
Tia–didn’t your mother tell you that cartoons are make-believe? You don’t really believe that a roadrunner could drop a one-ton weight on a coyote’s head and he really gets back up, do you?
The roadrunner did not drop the weight. ;)
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes
now where have i heard that one before…?
this whole page should be copy and pasted into wikipedia under ‘irony’ and ‘retarted’
only if your comment is included. Because ‘retarDed’ is what your post is…
ahaha guys ye are both SPASTICS :)
I resent that!
That is sexist!
Jesus christ this has to be the best list of comments i’ve seen about one picture before. It gets so off topic by the 5th comment. I thought the cartoon was a good laugh but in no way was it infuriating, I’d just like to say thank you to Tia for starting this hilarious list of arguments.
*pst* most women have AT LEAST slightly lopsided boobs. Some have seriously lopsided but most are rather minor in their lopsidedness… at least i think… no ones are perfectly equal, unless their fake, or their one of a very very very minute minority. also, its harder to tell with smaller boobs but there almost always is one larger than the other.
They’re*
They’re*
Twice.
Good job!
The second one isn’t incorrect, although the structure of the sentence could be improved. Also: If you’re the local spelling and grammar troll, you missed several other errors.
If you must correct, at least do it right…
Actually, the last three are incorrect!
their>they’re
their>they’re
there>they’re
oh yeah, i do it right!
“we’re it not for grammer trolls their would be no order. its a fact”
Even you fail! The second one was already correct.
you ALL fail cuz ur seriously correcting someone’s english over the INTERNET….
seriously wtf…
Greenworld…. You’re wrong
seriously, the last there was correct.
put in they are, and it doesn’t make sense.
but it really doesn’t matter.
people can spell however they want to.
stop picking them apart into tiny pieces.
We’re? Were.
THE left boob is usually bigger..probably because of the heart I think…
no harm in correcting grammar makes the other person learn right?!
sarah coco.. which boob is bigger depends on which hand you write with. well not only write, but also which hand is your dominant hand.
I was under the impression that the size of your hands was dictated by the size of your gloves, but then i failed both biology and haberdashery at school…
This is completely ridiculous..
…
I wasted God-knows how much of my time reading these comments. What is it with the internet? Why do people suddenly become retarded and stupid and jackasses? There must be something in the interwater.
Seriously. What the crap. My head is about to explode. There are 208 comments above mine that are full of nothing but bickering and bitching and laughing at other people.
This… this makes me sad. This is like reading comments on a youtube video.
…
:(
People don’t suddenly become stupid and jackasses, the internet just gives them a chance to show the world how stupid and jackassidy they are.
*their
No fred, Ceej was right and in a way you’ve just proved his point.
Don’t worry. They’re like that all the time… The only difference is that when they’re face to face with you, they are too shy to reveal their idiocy… When in front of a screen they have more “courage”, and so, the spineless dumb people start commenting and airing opinions that nobody cares about and swearing and hating people they’d be too afraid to confront in real life…
Real people are made in Photoshop…
Holy Mother of Pearl. I think that there should be “Internet Comment Arguing Competitions”. Something like fuckmylife.com. So that when the first silly irrelevant tirade begins…You could just stop them with a simple…”Take it to ihavenolife.com.”
Sound good?
Her breasts are lopsided because there’s only one of them. Likely this is due to a mastectomy as a result of breast cancer. He is staring at them, and then comments only the cross around her neck in an excuse to cover up that he was staring. This would make the person being stared at angry. Get it now?
i dont think you get it lol. the point is that he knows full well its a cross but asks her, “what does the T stand for?” to wind her up. it has nothing to do with breast cancer. haha!
I think it has something to do with a poorly tailored blouse… And Photoshop… The cross is just a diversion… Can’t you see? Everybody is staring at her boobs!
(Disclaimer for humorless readers: this is a joke)
Something about the internet and misinterpretation of words makes people go bat shit crazy. Or, go guano, as I discussed with my friend over a smoke the other day. ;)
Let’s all just take a chill pill and BREATHE, people. Calm down. Like the man said, Let it be.
The first few comments have drained all funny out of this, which is a shame ’cause I lol’d to start with.
Why do people always have to ruin it for others…
Hey, pretty funny! Now make sure you put together an equally hilarious joke about ISLAM, okay?
Posted 2008/06/19
http://www.irreligion.org/2008/06/19/islamic-cartoons/
It’s a JOKE people. Either you get it or you don’t. Who cares what anyone has to say about it. (Including my comment).
More like how to show yourself up as an ignorant jerk to a person of faith if you ask me!
Faith is ignorance.
oh? and what do you base YOUR life on then, oh mighty Ian?
Uhh, knowledge and learning? Heh, what a strange question.
I think God was photoshopped…
I thank God I was photoshopped…
@Ian:
Well said my friend.
something’s wrong with H2K..
internets, thank you for threads like this!
i think this guy posted this comic just to read everyones stupid remarks. because that is very amusing in itself. some people are total jackasses. DBAD ( DONT BE A DOUCHE) that goes to the all the idiots which there are too many to name, but some poeples post was legit and funny too.
All stumbles will lead to this place on the series of tubes known as the internet by the end of the year. This I predict. All must comment on inanity, ‘Tia’, lopsided boobs, and people making rude comments about ‘Tia’.
It is so deeply Retarted (ie: to bring a tart back up for a vote) that I must escape.
My name is loltheist, and I approve this comic.
WTF is up with the comments here?
Geez.
very funny
It’s pretty crazy how at only a few comments in this becomes a flame war, wtf? lol
But I will contribute, NO Eric, you’re a total dick, and tia is hispanic, screw you, go eat some god-berries.
the comic is meh, amusing but not too funny.
Tia is the real star hear. Fantastic trolling, Tia.
Christ, you people need to learn to use the internet.
I love that shit.
who’s tia?
also, who farted?
…okay, it was me.
Check page 1 of the comments.
haha. duh. thanks.
I found this comic hilarious. Great argument starter when you want to piss off a Christian that broadcasts their believes and/or tries to force them on others.
Also her boobs aren’t lopsided; that’s how you draw boobs in a cartoon style when someone is facing forward in clothes that aren’t tight (boobs + sweater crease).
nice homage to Arrested Development
Um, tia, how can you NOT get it, its one of the most simple things ever! and btw, cant you tell its not drawn? jeez
How to truly infuriate someone:
One: Post some lame response to a comic you don’t even “get”. You don’t get the humor, yet you critique the art – but can YOU draw? It’s easy to spout negativities, but do you have the talent to do any better? If not, do us a favor and don’t speak. If you can, then do something – don’t whine like a distressed 4 year old who lost her puppy. Go you, you successfully infuriate people by started a flame war.
Two: Be even more lame by posting a response assuming their name is of a certain origin and show just how stupid the human gene pool is becoming. I just hope stupidity isn’t contagious.
Three: Say something to the effect of “Faith is Ignorant” when the comic clearly has a relation to a Christian symbol – thus infuriating by TWO definitions.. one, starting a flame war on a stumble thread, and two – religious infuriation – ’nuff said. You sir are the winner, two birds – one stone.
And then there is number four, myself.. the person who decides to summarize this entire thing into one textual vomit post just because – thus sparking even more focus on the top 3 things that lead to infuriation.
Good stumble, moderately funny comic, worth the read. Hope some of you guys move past the “My internet penis is bigger than yours” things even though some of it’s fun to read.
Have fun folks.
I know what the t stands for – does that help – anybody ??
lmao!
This is the dumbest set of comments I’ve ever heard.
*because
*you’re
*English
i lol’d so hard,
-jech
Piérre come queek! We become reech at LAST! Ah has an idee zat zis spring weel breeng ze Paris Ladies’ Undergarménte Expositión to eet’s KNEES!!!
It certainly does help Duncan, well done, and keep up the good work.
Also, hello everyone, i’ve missed each and every one of you, particularly H2K, a legend in these parts…
i love love the coments but seriously is it necessary for there to be 300 comments on a 3 square comic, it took me about 10 seconds to read the comic and 30 minutes to read the comments.
You actually read them all? What the hell for? Hahaha.
I know, I didn’t even read the comments that i wrote, let alone the rest of them. Except the ones i replied to. I read those.
Hey look at me…
Everything I type is a pause…
It can also be used as an omission of words…
It’s the cool thing to do…
Let’s all use Ellipsis on every sentence…
non-lopsided tits or gtfo
oh my jesus..
sarcasrtic man always catches the pixels… go eye sarcastic man
everyones so busy talkin shit they forgot the humor in this comic strip.
yes, its a comic strip not the fucking health care debate.
I use stumble upon and I find more entertainment in the infalliable masses that continue to argue and condone the use of such communist phrases as “u” and “gtfo” and even the such marxist “lmao”. As well, I notice a conceptual lack of punctuation, and this irritates me to no end. Please, for the sake of society, grow up, get a job, learn to spell and move out of your basement, we’re running out of hand lotion.
Lol at the comment section, and the picture.
comic is good, comments are better! all hail the mighty stumble!
if stupid people keep commenting this could run for years
You’re not wrong @wart hog, and neither are you @Educated, though there’s a fair chance i am.
hehehehhe
If it is a crucifix, you could say, “who’s the guy on the T”?
These comments started on November 16 2009 at 3:53..not sure if a.m. or p.m.,my comment now is on January 31 at 10:11 a.m. Bye!!!
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You all really have no life If your sitting there reading comments and just decide to be an asshole about it!! I hate people that think they are so cool and funny because they commented on someones comment correcting them or judging everything they say!! I can just see you now big fat person sitting there with a bucket of chicken reading comments laughing with your mouth full of food telling your friend hahaha I just commented on this dude saying “you should get a new computer thats from the at least the 90’s cause if your seeing pixels your fucking HIGH or your Computers a piece of shit!! hahaha I’m soooooooo funny GOD GET A FREEKING LIFE!
I think its “Freaking”.
What’s wrong with getting free Kings to boss you around? [/sarcasm]
Maybe she could get a pet. I’ve got a badger which can almost read, remarkable.
Damn people turn off your computers and go outside.
sublime! the comic is fun but nothing compared with the comments!
SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS INCREDIBLY SUCCESSFUL
all of you are morons. except the troll. he is epic.
Oh I get it. The T stands for Tits but the girl wearing the T has none. hahahaha
I’m gonna try that one.
WOW THIS IS SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL. PFFFBBBTTTTT dumbass
This epic display of troll and bait has made my life a little warmer, and while it may be a little late… Don’t feed the trolls kiddies.
People get upset about grammar and syntax on the interwebbernet for very good reasons. Without syntax and grammar, thoughts and ideas become ambiguous, and arguing an ambiguous idea without facial responses, intonations, and body language leads to ludicrosity!
my thoughts exactly!
Looks to me as if the way to infuriate everyone is to just set up a comments thread, then stand back…