I thought True Christians TM didn’t follow any religion? I thought they only had a “relationship” with their Christ? Never mind branding them as religious; follow Christ and the teachings in the Bible and you’re still a non-religious person.
Let’s see;
You have a God, all powerful, that you must worship or spend an eternity in hell.
You have Jesus the mediator between God and Man, whom you must worship or spend an eternity in hell.
You have man, who was born wicked, evil and sinful and must spend his entire life repenting and trying to compensate for making the god angry, adoring his god so he can live forever, or die and spend an eternity in hell.
Redirected :Let’s see;You have a God, all powerful, that you must worship or spend an eternity in hell.You have Jesus the mediator between God and Man, whom you must worship or spend an eternity in hell.You have man, who was born wicked, evil and sinful and must spend his entire life repenting and trying to compensate for making the god angry, adoring his god so he can live forever, or die and spend an eternity in hell.
You’re Right. That’s not a religion !
Wait…
I thought True Christians TM didn’t follow any religion? I thought they only had a “relationship” with their Christ? Never mind branding them as religious; follow Christ and the teachings in the Bible and you’re still a non-religious person.
Whaaaaat?
Let’s see;
You have a God, all powerful, that you must worship or spend an eternity in hell.
You have Jesus the mediator between God and Man, whom you must worship or spend an eternity in hell.
You have man, who was born wicked, evil and sinful and must spend his entire life repenting and trying to compensate for making the god angry, adoring his god so he can live forever, or die and spend an eternity in hell.
You’re Right. That’s not a religion !
thats only about every religion in excistence described in a few sentences
*MEDAL*
That’s right. Does it start to sound familiar after a while ?
I like the “absofuckinglutely not” drawing. Somehow it encapsulates things perfectly and looks like a photo straight out of Fangoria magazina
u r fucking BRILLIANT!