My New Favorite Website: AnswersInGenesis.org

Answers In Genesis: This has got to be the funniest website I’ve ever encountered, much better than The Onion, mainly because these guys actually mean the crap they write, The Onion knows their stuff is a joke.

Here’s a paragraph from an article about Antibiotic Resistance of Bacteria:

The mechanisms of mutation and natural selection aid bacteria populations in becoming resistant to antibiotics. However, mutation and natural selection also result in bacteria with defective proteins that have lost their normal functions.

Evolution requires a gain of functional systems for bacteria to evolve into man—functioning arms, eyeballs, and a brain, to name a few.

Mutation and natural selection, thought to be the driving forces of evolution, only lead to a loss of functional systems. Therefore, antibiotic resistance of bacteria is not an example of evolution in action but rather variation within a bacterial kind. It is also a testimony to the wonderful design God gave bacteria, master adapters and survivors in a sin-cursed world.

Hahahahaha, I love it! Unless you’re evolving into a man by sprouting eyes, arms and a brain you clearly aren’t evolving, you’re just adapting! (more…)