The Atheist
May 12th, 2011 | Categories: Funny Stuff, picture | Tags: atheism, atheist, atheists, catholic, christian, christians, church, creationism, cult, darwin, evolution, faith, Funny Stuff, god, islam, jesus, muslim, picture, pope, prayer, Priest, religion, science
In this episode, while wearing a mask to protect his lungs and eyes from clouds of deadly pollution fumes, the fearless atheist tries in vain to lift credulous families out of intellectual dishonesty, religious ignorance, economic squalor and substandard housing! Is he too late? Stay tuned next week as we observe our atheist hero reverse the words “Godless” around into a more profitable-sounding “Sell Dog”.
Meanwhile…
Ignorant, dishonest Christians in a dark cave, try spreading ignorance and stupidity by claiming the game “Portal 2″ is an “evil tool” of the “Gay-Agenda” to spread “EVIL”.
I think I read the same Portal 2 article, and I’m pretty sure that whole site is satire. It’s subtle, but I’m quite certain of it. Maybe there’s other, similar articles out there that are real, but if we’re thinking of the same one, it’s just an onion-esque joke.
On goes the ever continuing battle against the global, scientific conspiray, headed by Satan, sitting at the throne of the New World Order.
Satan, the hyper-Foe of our story, has already introduced false religions before Jesus arrived. Also, deposited “fake” dinosaur bones and fossiles beneith the Earth and now, he’s duped the scientific community into believing that God doesn’t sit on a dome over the Earth above the firmament where the hail is stored …and worse yet ! That the earth’s foundations are NOT in the seas and built on the ocean depths.
“Ha-ha!” “… Now to get everyone to believe that they originated from monkeys!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-haaaa”
tune in next week for the extra special – godless athiest vs. the hulk vs. DrDoom vs. Spirderman vs. Superman vs. etc…
I feel like this whenever I’m in front of religious folks who know I’m atheist