BREAKING NEWS! God Tells Man To Sell All His Stocks
Now this is what I call news-worthy. I wonder if CNN would do I story on me if I told them god(s) had told me to brush my teeth every day. Like, he sold his stocks last fall, after a long summer of speculation that the stock market was headed for a recession, and this guy claims god told him to sell as opposed to common sense. I love it when people don’t use their brain and go with their gut instead.
…I heard, “Sell all your stocks.”
I said, “Sell all my stocks?”
“Sell all your stocks.”
I said, “Ok.”
Terrifying. Although, I do agree with him on socially conscious investing.